10s to 100ms; Optimising a Legacy Endpoint
This is the script for my first ever programming talk, delivered at the Tokyo Rubyist Meetup on April 15th, 2026. You can find a recording of the talk on Youtube (Github doesn't allow files over 1GB), and the slides (which you'll need if you want to see them) are here.
Introduction
Hi everyone, my name's Brett and unlike seemingly every other presenter I have not written a book, made contributions to Rails or used Ruby to write a presentation program I can use to deliver these slides from a Dreamcast. So what makes me...